I’m so hipster. I was ready to go for lunch several minutes before the mainstream.
@neiltyson This is awesome, but the stream is sloooowwww. This would be great to have on YouTube. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
OH: “I like milk and cookies.”
“So you’re just like Santa.”
“Yes, I also like to visit small kids in the night.”
@Agent_M All fun and games until it self-replicates inside your stomach. Fffffuuuuuuu—
@TheRyanFord More like, “I’m going to say something that **might** sound offensive, but is meant good spirited, and/or needs to be said.”
@shahidsaeed Just clear the database and set up Tweet Nest again.
LavosXII having a deep personal crisis in the ravioli aisle
@spiri Jeg satte lige min cursor op til samme størrelse og nu kan jeg slet ikke sætte den ned igen—det ser for sejt ud.
@Agent_M That keyboard looks worn out, too.
@JPTN I just want to know if it’s something I can prevent. How the code got there could be totally unrelated to the app itself, though.
@JPTN Really? Do you have an example of that?
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson just recently did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. It’s glorious. http://t.co/1cqYPixH
@paulo_ribeiro Yep. I checked the timestamp for the tweet, and it was 10:11:12 UTC. I think that’s actually even cooler than 3 times 11.
OH: “Wordfeud is turning into Chatroulette, apparently. A guy with an exposed torso just started a game with me and played the word “sex”.”
I am writing “colour” and not “color” in my code. THAT’S RIGHT, BITCHES, BRITISH ENGLISH PROGRAMMING!
Currencies around the world:
— America: Dollar
— Europe: Euro
— Universities: Beer
@spiri Lækkert! Men… “puplic”?
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